Hookup Pick-up Lines for Every Mood and Season

Doublelist Team

November 27, 2022 8 minutes read
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A good hookup pick-up line may be all you need to start a steamy conversation going and even get laid. As conversation starters go, whether you’re at a bar or on a dating site, pick-up lines for hookups could mean the difference between getting immediately shot down (if you’re not plainly ignored) and having your desires fulfilled. With hookup culture going mainstream and making connections just swipes away, that very first message you send can set the tone for what comes next. What do you really want to say? How honest should you be? Here are the best pick-up lines to use for different situations and moods.

The Art of Hooking Up

Casual sex is meant to be fun and satisfying, and the flirting that comes before it is where the foreplay really begins. It doesn’t matter if you exchange just a few words or if you take your sweet time getting each other hot and excited before doing the deed — it’s all foreplay. Think of hookup pick-up lines as a green light signal; the other person may decide to go for it or choose to head in the other direction. The art of hooking up, therefore, is built around the pick-up line.

Finding the right opener when you’re online dating can be tricky. You have to find the right balance between being straightforward about what you want and keeping things light and cool. You want to be interesting enough to get and hold somebody’s attention, but also easygoing. Another thing you should remember is that a hookup pick-up line that works on one person may not work on others.

So how should you proceed? First things first, feel the vibe of the person. Complimenting their physical attributes is not always the best way to go and will most likely not get you anywhere. Why? Because receiving tons of compliments is probably just another normal day for them. Take some time to actually read what they say on their profile. If you see something you can connect with, craft a pick-up line that forges that connection. If their profile clearly states that they’re looking for something serious, however, don’t waste either of your time with dishonesty and games. Move on. There are plenty of people out there who are DTF.

Here are some of the best hookup pick-up lines you can try and tweak to properly set the stage for something fun and sexy down the line.

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Tinder Pick-up Lines for Hookups

Check out these Tinder pick-up lines for hookups, from playful come-ons to the explicitly titillating. Make sure to use the right ones for the right situations.

Playful Hookup Pick-up Lines

  1. Hey, you look like someone I’d like to get to know.

  2. Everything on your profile looks good. What’s the catch?

  3. They say Tinder is a numbers game… so what do you think about giving me your number?

  4. I thought today was going to be a boring [day of the week], but then I saw your face and swiped right.

  5. Ice cream, soup, and [their name] from Tinder: all things I want to spoon.

  6. I know your name is [their name], but what would you think about me calling you tonight?

  7. My mom always told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

  8. What’s a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your number?

  9. You look like someone I’d like to get to know on a more *personal* level.

  10. Let’s get straight to it: You’re cute and I’m looking to meet up.

  11. Those lips are looking pretty lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

  12. You seem booked and busy, but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

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Titillating hookup pick-up lines

  1. I’m down for some casual fun if you are.

  2. TBH, I’m DTF.

  3. 11/10 would go to brunch with you the morning after.

  4. Your Uber is arriving in 1 minute. Please be ready to meet your driver, assuming you’d like to meet up for some fun.

  5. If I let you spray whipped cream on me, where would you like to start?

  6. I feel full just eating you up with my eyes, but I still have some room for dessert. 

  7. Want to start this relationship off with a bang? (Literally?)

  8. I wanna have you like I have my whiskey — straight up.

  9. I love your outfit in the first picture. I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

  10. You, me, some takeout, and some headboard-banging?

  11. I’d love to take you to dinner. But would you mind if I have you for dessert first?

  12. Question: What is 14 + 38 – 29 x 3? Answer: What I’m looking to do with you.

  13. Getting you off Tinder isn’t the only way I want to get you off.

  14. Drinks and dinner? Or we can skip ahead to dessert.

  15. My bed or yours?

Funny Hookup Pick-up Lines

If you can make somebody laugh with these funny hookup pick-up lines, you’re already halfway closer to your goal!

  1. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

  2. We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

  3. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need to look again?

  4. I bet I can take the title “Best cuddler ever” away from your dog if you give me a chance.

  5. Help! Your killer looks got me!

  6. We both love cuddles! How about a cuddle date this weekend?

  7. Where can I sign up for your dating waitlist?

  8. This is how I’d describe you in three emojis [insert cute emojis] Now you describe yourself in three emojis.

  9. Your knock-out looks got me seeing birds flying around my head.

  10. Felt dizzy and I thought there was an earthquake. Turns out you just rocked my world.

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Sexy Hookup Pick-up Lines

Sexy hookup pick-up lines are naughty but not explicit. You want to make them blush, get their pulse racing, make them lick their lips, make them want to touch you, or all of the above. But always remember to practice good judgment when attempting anything sexually suggestive. Make sure the other person is game.

  1. You look like trouble. I like it.

  2. You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

  3. What are the chances that I’ll see you naked tonight? 😉

  4. I’m already picturing you naked. So what can I do to impress you so much that I actually get to see you naked?

  5. What must I do to get from “you matched” to “you saw each other naked.” Help a guy out here!

  6. So you love a good adventure. Have you done it in the wild?

  7. What’s your definition of wild sex?

  8. What gets you hot?

  9. Looking at your pictures got me so hot! Wanna come over to help me cool down?

  10. Since you do yoga, I was wondering if you could help me learn some tricky positions? 😉

Picking Up Your Next Hookup Does Not Have to Be Tricky

Things can go either way when using hookup pick-up lines — unless you’re using them in the right place. When you’re on a dating site where everyone is almost always DTF, a site like DoubleList, you’ll feel right at home with your sexy and explicit come-ons.

Check out DoubleList classifieds for the most exciting hookup possibilities near you. It’s a location-based platform dedicated to matching people for casual encounters, one-night stands, threesomes, or whatever sexual adventures you’re into. The site allows you to remain anonymous; all you need to provide is your location so you can view hookup listings in your area. Are you interested in m4w, w4m, m4m, w4w, c4w/m, c4c, etc? You can tick more than one box when selecting your preference/s.

As soon as you sign up, you can immediately start browsing, posting replies to listings that interest you, posting your own ad, and exchanging messages — all for free. Remember to be honest and straightforward about what you’re looking for when creating a listing to make sure you’ll match with the right person. Whether you’re just curious about what’s out there, interested in exchanging nudes, or eager to get down and dirty right away, you’ll find what you need on DoubleList. DoubleList is available in most major cities in the U.S. so you have great odds of finding potential matches in your area. Sign up for a free account now!

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