I have a...unique...fetish.
Okay.
You know how in Parks & Rec, Leslie Knope is WAY too into Joe Biden?
...I'm like that for Margaret Thatcher.
Met a widow in her late 50's who lost her spouse unexpectedly.
She didn't think I was serious, but by the end she was telling me to wear her wet knickers...
Anyway, we had a good time.