Innovative Ways to Explore Fantasy Play

So I built up an arsenal of decent dildos of all sorts to play with and yet to have been with another dude, although I fantasize about it all the time, I just haven't been able to pull the trigger. So in simulating being fucked by a dude, I've come up with all sorts of creative ways of using a dildo somewhat hands-free as possible . Consider this a public service announcement. Admittedly I probably put too much effort into this and have created somewhat of a mouse trap you would see in a cartoon but it worked. So here it goes: first I had one of those long mirrors that goes on the back of your door which is removable placed on the floor. Then I took my skateboard and set it on top so that it would slide back and forth the length of the mirror. On top of the skateboard I fastened down a plastic drawer that I took from my portable plastic drawer set that I bought at Target with a couple of ratchet straps but you could probably use duct tape or something creative to attach it to the skateboard so that it doesn't move around on you. Then I suction cupped my favorite dildo to the flat side of the plastic drawer which i aligned with the front of the skateboard and at the perfect height to align with where entry would be on me. Now here's the part that I converted this contraption into somewhat of a hands-free fuck machine so that instead of me having to move back and forth on the dildo, I could get the dildo to fuck me without me having to move my hips. Suppose I could just buy one of those power fuck machines but what's creative about that? Plus then you got to have some place to store it and then there's also the expense. Anyway I took a broomstick and drilled a hole through the handle and then fed a couple of plastic Fasteners through the hole and tied them down tight to the underside of the skateboard and around the front trucks attached to the wheels. So with the broom handle now attached to the skateboard I could push and pull on it slide up and down the length of the mirror rather fluidly. Then I lubed up straddled the mirror got the tip inside loosened up a bit and then went to town on myself in doggy style holding my torso up with one hand and pushing and pulling on the handle to Glide the dildo in and out of me. It worked like a charm. Dismantled everything when I was done, put everything back in its place, and no one would ever know a fabricated such a awesome piece of machinery to help me get off. I now have a 2.0 version where I modified the handle from a single broomstick attached to the front truck, to two Broomsticks on either side of the skate board with a connector piece of wood. In other words the connector would and the two Broomsticks are now like a letter u and fasten to the skateboard